Well the holiday season it upon us. I mean isn't it? No? That's funny because I just finished mailing my Christmas presents for the year. Ok so I'm Lazy. And I'm the king of Procrastinatown. You would think I would get cut a little slack because if what happened at the end of last year. Also when I returned to Alaska from my trip home, I found out that I had to move out of my house before I left for my extended "vacation in Tropical Asia". To put it simply I had a lot on my mind in Dec. and post holiday season. One would think that they could get a little leniency bearing in mind the death of a family member and the onset of a long "vacation". Nope! I got none. I mean i know it's May and all, and with the speed of the mail it will most likely arrive sometime in June. But who doesn't like Christmas in June. I mean some lucky person gets Christmas twice this year. I wish I Could.

    I kept saying to myself, and the individual that I was gonna send them. Little faith was placed in my words. Matter of fact if this is read, their faith in me will remain un-phased until the mail man comes, when ever that may be. But I'm not really concerned. I knew all along that I as gonna mail them. 

    The out going mail here is sort of a hassle. Everything has to be looked at. Like i had to wrap the presents that the post office so they could see what I was mailing. This was no good. I consider my self a savant when it comes to wrapping presents. I get all crazy with it. You can't even see any tape when I wrap gifts. My sister was making fun of me because I was so meticulous. And sense none of the gift I give are going to Martha Stewart my gift wrapping goes unnoticed. It pains me so. Watching the paper carelessly ripped away, a piece of my sole is torn with it. Then I for get about all that when the find that I wrapped the gift with Duct tape under the wrapping paper. HA. That's what they get for no appreciating the gift wrapping job that I worked so hard on.

~Kandahar Caleb (this in my new nickname that I have earned from my co workers)

Well that's all the news for today. Enjoy life.